Ever wonder what’s on the mind of today’s most notable people? Well, don’t miss our unbelievable roundup of the best and most talked about quotes of the day:

"I once talked a guy down to $100 for an original Ty Cobb baseball card. That man’s name? Dzhokhar Tsarnaev."

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—Marissa Mayer
On her proudest moment


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"Let’s play the guitar fast now, my hands!"

—Eric Clapton
On what he likes to say before launching into a guitar solo


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"The man is looking at the water. The man is supposed to be catching dinner for his family. The surface of the water generates the man’s reflection. The man’s pupils are black. The man cannot look away. The scaly whipray is on the bay floor underneath the man’s reflection. The whipray is choking on the crab. The crab is choking on the jagged sop of coral. The whipray and the crab die hungry, yet with sustenance in their mouths. The bodies float upward and break the surface of the water in the exact area where the man’s face is being reflected. The man, who’d been so hypnotized with the man’s own reflection, is startled. The man has a heart attack and falls into the water. The man’s body surfaces, face up. The man’s eyes are pointed toward somewhere beyond the sky above the bay. The man’s pupils are black."

—Charlotte Gainsbourg
On her favorite joke of all time