Ever wonder what’s on the mind of today’s most notable people? Well, don’t miss our unbelievable roundup of the best and most talked about quotes of the day:
"Just because the king is the tallest piece doesn’t mean it’s the tastiest."
"Sometimes if an ambulance is blaring its sirens behind me while I’m driving, I’ll think about swerving my car off the side of the road and smashing into a telephone pole to see if the paramedics will abandon the call they’re on to come and save me."
"Don’t talk to me before I’ve had my morning baby-coffee. That’s coffee but diluted so it’s weak enough for babies. I’m no baby—but I’d sure like to play one in a movie."