Ever wonder what’s on the mind of today’s most notable people? Well, don’t miss our unbelievable roundup of the best and most talked about quotes of the day:
"When the bagel is finished toasting but it’s not big enough to stick out of the top of the toaster, you have to use a knife to try and pull it out."
On his next project
"It’s a Philly cheesesteak covered in ketchup that I keep in my pocket."
On his muse
"Don’t believe the tombstone, folks!"
On not being dead