Ever wonder what’s on the mind of today’s most notable people? Well, don’t miss our unbelievable roundup of the best and most talked about quotes of the day:

"I shake the gallon of milk for a solid half hour, pour it in a glass, pour it back in the jug, put the jug in the freezer, research and index the source cow’s entire ancestry, take it out of the freezer, let it thaw out in my attic, bring it back down to the kitchen, pour out the gallon into a vase, stir it with a rose, and then breakfast is served!"

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—Lauren Ambrose
On how to serve milk


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"I find the term ‘walkie-talkie’ odious. If it were up to me, it would be called an ‘ambulophone.’"

—Condoleezza Rice
On second chances


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"Elements join together to form compounds, which join together to form mixtures, which then join together to make delicious burritos. It’s that simple."

—Steve Ells
On the secret to Chipotle’s success