Ever wonder what’s on the mind of today’s most notable people? Well, don’t miss our unbelievable roundup of the best and most talked about quotes of the day:
"Gotta keep the audience guessing. So, when they come in expecting a music concert, that’s when I hit them with my three-hour puppet drama."
On the audience
"Lubriderm is the only lotion I trust to slip myself out of headlocks."
"Sometimes I don’t even know where I’m going—I just drive, man. Then I let the guy out of the trunk and speed off."