Ever wonder what’s on the mind of today’s most notable people? Well, don’t miss our unbelievable roundup of the best and most talked about quotes of the day:

"When The View premiered in 1997, we had a waiter wait on our table in the very first episode. He took our orders, then walked offstage. We have not seen him since, but I know as soon as I leave the show, he’ll come right back with the food."

—Joy Behar
On her career


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"I would describe it as a tree that screams."

—Eric Clapton
On the guitar


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"My first golf teacher brought us out to the green where the flag was still in the hole. He told us, ‘Whoever climbs to the top first wins.’ After four hours everyone was covered in grease and small cuts from climbing over each other, but it was only I who knew that those are not the rules for playing golf."

—Jordan Spieth
On early promise