Ever wonder what’s on the mind of today’s most notable people? Well, don’t miss our unbelievable roundup of the best and most talked about quotes of the day:
"No one ever got fit by making pancakes in the shape of letters that spell out the word ‘laziness’ and eating them. The pancakes have to spell out ‘fitness,’ and you have to eat them in order."
On getting in shape
"A crab is just a lobster that’s been run over by a steamroller."
"Three buttons. If three buttons on the trumpet can make a symphony, imagine what a drummer holding an extra stick could do."