Ever wonder what’s on the mind of today’s most notable people? Well, don’t miss our unbelievable roundup of the best and most talked about quotes of the day:
"Sometimes I’ll look at the smile on the Amazon logo and think to myself, ‘I am a wonderful man who has brought smiles to millions of boxes. Thank you, Jeff Bezos, the man who made boxes smile.’"
"Sure, they may look like ordinary holes to you or me. But there’s something special about them. Something…magical."
On electrical sockets
"A lot of people still don’t understand that the cum was in my hair."
On the subtlety of comedy