Ever wonder what’s on the mind of today’s most notable people? Well, don’t miss our unbelievable roundup of the best and most talked about quotes of the day:
On today’s lucky dollar
"When I hire a new housekeeper I put them through a test. The first time they clean the house, I leave a $20 bill out on my desk. If it’s still there when I get home, I hand them the $20 and then I push them into the pool. If the $20 bill is still dry when they get out of the pool, I shake their hand until I fall asleep. If they’re still shaking my hand when I wake up the next morning, I let them keep the $20, which is fake anyway. Then I fire them. You see, that was the real test. They should have stolen the fake money, because stealing fake money isn’t illegal."
On business savvy
"I’ve been with thousands of women, but I’ve only had one pickle. It was in 1968, and it was fantastic."