Ever wonder what’s on the mind of today’s most notable people? Well, don’t miss our unbelievable roundup of the best and most talked about quotes of the day:
"When I went underwater, I did see Atlantis, but I didn’t stay for long because there weren’t any movie theaters there."
On his 2012 undersea expedition
"The Venus De Milo used to have arms before Hitler stole them during World War II and added them to his marble arm collection, which was subsequently destroyed during the Battle of Berlin."
On Germany’s darkest secrets
"I have a theory that the yak in my yard is trying to kill me. Which I know sounds crazy because he was put there to protect me."
On the yak that lives in her front yard