Ever wonder what’s on the mind of today’s most notable people? Well, don’t miss our unbelievable roundup of the best and most talked about quotes of the day:

"I haven’t figured out where it begins or ends. But I have a good handle on the middle, and it’s very exciting."

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—J.K. Rowling
On her small intestine


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"Spiders aren’t nearly as scary when they’re dead. But check their pulse. If they’re only pretending to be dead then they’re a million times scarier."

—Tim Gunn
Unprompted


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"I like to see how many times I can say ‘and yet’ during applause breaks. My record so far is three."

—John Oliver
On the success of his HBO show