Ever wonder what’s on the mind of today’s most notable people? Well, don’t miss our unbelievable roundup of the best and most talked about quotes of the day:
"A good face cream, argan oil, microdermabrasion exfoliant, and some French perfume."
On items in the room she’s in
"People always request it, and I have to tell them it isn’t a song."
On the Bill of Rights
"Those assholes think they’re so great because their necks are so long, but I bet it takes them, like, an hour to throw up."