Ever wonder what’s on the mind of today’s most notable people? Well, don’t miss our unbelievable roundup of the best and most talked about quotes of the day:
"As I see it now, there simply aren’t enough catfish, trout, or red snappers in the world to pay off the debt I’ve racked up with my local fishmonger. If anyone could spare me some chum in my time of need, that would be greatly appreciated."
On facing adversity
"The thing that kept me from celebrating too long after winning my first Oscar was knowing that I still needed 15 more to even make a chess set."
On staying focused
"Eyebrows are the most common form of DNA at crime scenes, so I shave my entire face every time I’m about to go beat someone up in a cage for a million dollars, just in case that’s a crime. Really, the last thing I need after that is to get arrested."