Ever wonder what’s on the mind of today’s most notable people? Well, don’t miss our unbelievable roundup of the best and most talked about quotes of the day:
"I have wasted so many days looking for television remotes. Now I have a rule: If I don’t find it after five hours of searching, I give up for the day."
On wasted time
"Music is a snake that uncoils from inside your body and crawls out of your mouth so fucking fast that your teeth tear its skin off and light it on fire and then both you and the snake die."
"I used to understand the economy by looking at how many coins were in a public fountain. When I saw people throwing them in I thought, ‘It must be a boom.’ But then I overheard them wishing for jobs."
On being wrong