Ever wonder what’s on the mind of today’s most notable people? Well, don’t miss our unbelievable roundup of the best and most talked about quotes of the day:
"When I was a kid, I couldn’t afford headphones. And now look at me: I can afford headphones."
"A man and a hog are racing. The man is fully winded. Right at the finish line, the hog breaks down into its elements. Loose bacon and sinew float off into the atmosphere, coating the man in a thick layer of grease. But he looks relieved. After all, he’s won the race."
"There are a lot of men in the world, but only one invented the sticky things that let you hang frames without using a nail. He’s single."
On the best dating advice she’s ever received