Ever wonder what’s on the mind of today’s most notable people? Well, don’t miss our unbelievable roundup of the best and most talked about quotes of the day:
"If patterns were edible, argyle would taste like yogurt left in a hot car for two years, polka dots would taste like the inside of Osama bin Laden’s mouth, and plaid would be utterly delicious but so hot it burns your tongue just by whispering its name."
"When one guy isn’t hustling, it’s tempting to order the rest of the team to bury him up to his neck in the infield so that his head replaces second base. The digging is easy at first, but once they hit that first layer of clay, mark my words, you will lose those boys forever."
On coaching advice
"A lot of people think that 2001: A Space Odyssey refers to the year 2001, but in reality, that number reflects the amount of pushups that Stanley Kubrick did during filming."
On his idol