Ever wonder what’s on the mind of today’s most notable people? Well, don’t miss our unbelievable roundup of the best and most talked about quotes of the day:

"Show me an actress who plays a horny older woman as well as I do, and I’ll show you a picture I drew of that actress falling down a fucking well."

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—Diane Lane
On competition


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"Tonight we meet up with the boys’ bunk to raid the canteen. Be at the flagpole at 10 and wear dark clothes."

—Elisha Cuthbert
Unprompted


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"My name never made much sense growing up until that magical year, 1990."

—The Bad Guy From ‘Kindergarten Cop’
On his name