Ever wonder what’s on the mind of today’s most notable people? Well, don’t miss our unbelievable roundup of the best and most talked about quotes of the day:
"My ideal date is something like this: He picks me up in a limo and we go to the zoo. That’s as far ahead as I’ve imagined, because I’ve never been to a zoo. I have no idea what goes on there."
"The pear is a mild, inoffensive fruit, well suited to the coward’s palate."
On the pear
"You take it in your hand—I’m right-handed, so I’ll pick it up with my right hand—and then you just push the button down."
On using her laser pointer