Ever wonder what’s on the mind of today’s most notable people? Well, don’t miss our unbelievable roundup of the best and most talked about quotes of the day:
"Pencils, stinkbugs, my mother, in that order, and that’s the last time I’ll say it."
"If cash is king, then the coupon is its cruel jester."
"I used to mow the yard myself in the 90-degree heat of Cleveland, but once I had enough money I hired someone to poison all that grass so I would never have to mow it again."