Ever wonder what’s on the mind of today’s most notable people? Well, don’t miss our unbelievable roundup of the best and most talked about quotes of the day:
"If I’m ever wearing a green shirt with black socks and blue shoes, it means I’ve been kidnapped and I’m covertly signaling you to call 911. Green shirt, black socks, blue shoes. Actually, call even if you can’t see my feet, because it’s almost the only time I ever wear a green shirt."
"Nothing is harder than trying to act excited when someone brings a cannon into my shop when we’re shooting Pawn Stars. I mean, I’ve seen, what, 100,000 of the things? It’s just a big rusty tube that shoots a stupid bowling ball. Fuck cannons. Fuck this."
On the hardest part of his job
"There is no rulebook to becoming a celebrity spokesperson, but you should only put your name on products that you would feel proud sending to your veterinarian as a form of payment for treating your sick dog."