Ever wonder what’s on the mind of today’s most notable people? Well, don’t miss our unbelievable roundup of the best and most talked about quotes of the day:
"Why spend two dollars on drying your laundry in a machine when you can just blow on it with your hot mouth for several hours? Seems like a waste of money to me."
On managing your finances
"Being vegan means you never eat meat unless a fully cooked and seasoned animal stumbles its way into your mouth."
On eating ethically
"In case Tidal ever goes under, I also own the Twitter handles @cheetovoldemort and @hog_doctor, each valued at over $20 million."
On running a business