Ever wonder what’s on the mind of today’s most notable people? Well, don’t miss our unbelievable roundup of the best and most talked about quotes of the day:
"A deck is a wharf for a house. My neighbors hate when I stand out on my home-wharf and say that. They ask me to stop. So I ask them, ‘Well, if you don’t like it, why don’t we combine our wharves to make a bridge, like we intended?’ And that usually shuts them right the hell up."
On living in a community
"Just because you’ve worn a hat doesn’t make you an expert on hats. I try to keep that in mind whenever I see people who I believe are wearing their hats wrong."
"I wouldn’t call myself a ‘rice lover.’ Sure, I eat rice. Sure, I think it’s good. Sure, I eat it up to 15 times a day. Sure, I set my alarm several times a night so I can wake up and eat rice. Sure, I coat all my food in rice before I eat it so it tastes more like rice. Sure, I wear a backpack full of rice at all times. Sure, it’s written in my will that all of my money is to be left to ‘the great taste of rice.’ But ‘rice-lover’ is a term I reserve for true rice fanatics like Jeremy Piven. Now that guy’s a real rice nut."