Ever wonder what’s on the mind of today’s most notable people? Well, don’t miss our unbelievable roundup of the best and most talked about quotes of the day:

"If I so much as glance at a man’s pinprick, my little lizard wakes up and seizes the day. What can I say? I’m sexual."


—Chelsea Handler
On speaking frankly about sex

"I once got cast in a movie and there, smack dab in the middle of the stage directions, it said, ‘This character is ugly, like a sack of bones.’ My heart stopped. The saving grace? It was an animated feature."

—Brad Pitt
On the most terrifying moment of his life


"I get a rep for being a nice guy, a guy who treats fans well, but sometimes someone will come up to me in a restaurant, and I’ll buy him dinner and invite him over to my house to meet my family and stay overnight in the guest room, but once I drop him off at his house the next morning, after I make sure he gets inside his house okay, right before I drive off, I think to myself, ‘Yikes!’"

—Tom Hanks
On dealing with overzealous fans