Ever wonder what’s on the mind of today’s most notable people? Well, don’t miss our unbelievable roundup of the best and most talked about quotes of the day:

"When they’re cutting up the cake, I always say, give me a smaller piece. Then when they bring me the smaller piece, I say, ‘Whoa, Isaid smaller. Do you understand the difference between bigger and smaller?’ Then I call everyone at the party to gather around as I continue to dress down the cake handler. When they finally give me the next piece, I’m satisfied because I like my cake covered in tears."

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—Cameron Diaz
On demanding the best


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"An acting trick I picked up is, if you pull out a nostril hair, it makes you either sneeze or cry, which is great if you’re playing a baby or a sneezing murderer."

—Maggie Smith
On acting


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"Unfortunately there’s no way to tell which fruits are organic and which fruits are regular in the produce department. Sure, they’re labeled and in different sections, but the produce boys are sneaky and security steps in if you try to rough them up for answers."

—Tom Brady
On healthy eating

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