Ever wonder what’s on the mind of today’s most notable people? Well, don’t miss our unbelievable roundup of the best and most talked about quotes of the day:
"I knew I wanted to go into rock and roll the minute I heard that Elvis Presley had died on the toilet."
On his greatest inspiration
"Just so no one makes the same mistake I did, the McDonald’s secret menu is located on top of the big signs outside their restaurants. I destroyed my car, several other people’s cars, two utility poles, and paralyzed a dog trying to find it inside the restaurant, and boy, let me tell you, it was not even close to worth it."
On fast food
"I think government should stay out of people’s private lives, but if you put olives on a banana split, you should go to jail."
On limiting government