Ever wonder what’s on the mind of today’s most notable people? Well, don’t miss our unbelievable roundup of the best and most talked about quotes of the day:

"One time, while I was at a circus, someone told me, ‘You know, Bill, the real clowns are the ones making the decisions down in Congress,’ and while I realize that it wasn’t the most respectful thing to say, I just thought it was such an interesting way to think about the world."

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—Bill Maher
On politics


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"Much of the food we eat is grown in cow’s dung—the brown, stinking, meaty stuff. Ever since I realized that, I can no longer take pleasure in my work. All food smells of dung to me."

—Giada De Laurentiis
On her food philosophy


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"Turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes, gravy, rutabaga, and, of course, homemade pumpkin pie!"

—David Tutera
On what’s in his glove box