Ever wonder what’s on the mind of today’s most notable people? Well, don’t miss our unbelievable roundup of the best and most talked about quotes of the day:
"Well, it’s official. I’ve finally been banned from the city of Florence for trying to circumcise the Statue Of David."
"I went to the zoo once, and at the giraffe enclosure they’ll let you pay a dollar to feed the giraffes a sweet potato. I didn’t give it the potato, though. I figured the giraffe could have all the sweet potatoes it wants, but where else am I going to find a sweet potato for just a dollar?"
On eating healthy
"I originally invented Amazon’s delivery boxes as a way to protect my hands from all the burns I got while delivering hot soup. We don’t even sell hot soup anymore, but the boxes remain a central part of our business model."