Ever wonder what’s on the mind of today’s most notable people? Well, don’t miss our unbelievable roundup of the best and most talked about quotes of the day:
"When I board an aircraft, the first thing I do is ask the pilot if he can just land the plane at my house, since I have a big yard. The answer is always no, but that’s not the point—now he knows I have a big yard."
On asserting dominance
"Relaxation and productivity don’t have to be separate things! For instance, when you get home after a long day of work, pour a box of uncooked spaghetti in a hot tub, and let it cook all around you while you kick back and let the jacuzzi jets massage you. Leisure for you, and dinner for the whole family. Easy."
On being a mom
"A lot of people are afraid to include how horny they are on their résumés, but really, it’s nothing to be ashamed of."
—Dr. Ruth Westheimer
On human sexuality