Ever wonder what’s on the mind of today’s most notable people? Well, don’t miss our unbelievable roundup of the best and most talked about quotes of the day:

"People say to me, ‘Aubrey—are you a melonhead?’ And I have to spend the next two hours convincing them that I’m not."

—Aubrey Plaza
On pet peeves


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"Right before I do a scene, I always need to be shown the United States’ latest GDP figures, just so I can be positive we’re still on the right track."

—Jim Parsons
On his latest turn on Broadway


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"A home run is like a woman. It’s big and it’s beautiful and it’s important. There are new ones every day, and each one is different than the last."

—Bryce Harper
On home runs