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Find Out What Aubrey Plaza, Jim Parsons, And Bryce Harper Have To Say

Ever wonder what’s on the mind of today’s most notable people? Well, don’t miss our unbelievable roundup of the best and most talked about quotes of the day:

“People say to me, ‘Aubrey—are you a melonhead?’ And I have to spend the next two hours convincing them that I’m not.”

—Aubrey Plaza
On pet peeves


“Right before I do a scene, I always need to be shown the United States’ latest GDP figures, just so I can be positive we’re still on the right track.”

—Jim Parsons
On his latest turn on Broadway


“A home run is like a woman. It’s big and it’s beautiful and it’s important. There are new ones every day, and each one is different than the last.”

—Bryce Harper
On home runs