Ever wonder what’s on the mind of today’s most notable people? Well, don’t miss our unbelievable roundup of the best and most talked about quotes of the day:
"Every time, Zorro draws the Z too big, and every time, there’s not enough room for his girlfriend’s initial with a heart around it."
On Zorro’s pain
"When you’ve got that many guys in the locker room all trying not to step on one mouse I let in from the rain, things are bound to get a little crazy. People all jumping around on tiptoe until the manager comes in and yells, ‘Didn’t I tell you guys not to drum on the floor?’ and me yelling, ‘But it’s not drumming. It’s just us avoiding the mouse!’ And sure enough, when he goes to look for it, the mouse is nowhere to be found and everyone’s mad at Aaron."
On why he gets yelled at
"They say they charge $25 to check a bag, but they don’t say anything at all about stumbling onto the plane while hugging a pile of your loose clothing. Look it up."
On how to beat the airlines