Ever wonder what’s on the mind of today’s most notable people? Well, don’t miss our unbelievable roundup of the best and most talked about quotes of the day:
"I love being a baseball player because it’s the only job where I can legally swing a bat at a gas-station attendant if he doesn’t give me free gas."
On his love for the game
"I shave with the lights off in case I’m ever captured and my captors throw a razor at me, darken the room, and say, ‘Shave now!’ I’ll be more than ready. I’ll be proficient."
"In the city, cabs drive through the streets at 100 mph. On the farm, cows can build up a high speed once they get going. You can find me either place; it just depends on what sort of object I’m in the mood to have smash into me."
On city versus country living