Ever wonder what’s on the mind of today’s most notable people? Well, don’t miss our unbelievable roundup of the best and most talked about quotes of the day:
"Say a wizard offers you the chance to have an unhingeable jaw, so you can eat bigger things. Would you try it? It could be cool, and make it easier to floss. On the other hand, what if it comes loose while you’re asleep or on a turbulent flight? Seems risky."
On tough decisions
"My wife and I just installed a gate around our house with a latch I haven’t yet figured out. For the first two weeks, I’d climb over it, but ended up ripping every pair of pants I own. Now, I sleep outside on the sidewalk in my underwear."
"If you’re like me and you’re working on making your own raisins at home, try not to base every topic of conversation around that."
On having a successful first date