Ever wonder what’s on the mind of today’s most notable people? Well, don’t miss our unbelievable roundup of the best and most talked about quotes of the day:
"Even though the Tooth Fairy isn’t real, there are still people out there who will pay you five bucks per tooth. That’s a deal I’ll take any day of the week."
"Hand buzzers are a crutch. If you can’t make your own hand vibrate, you should get out of the game."
On advice to young comedians
"To this day, nine out of 10 mummies are men. It’s disgusting. And don’t give me any of that shit about how women’s hearts might rust Anubis’ scale."