Ever wonder what’s on the mind of today’s most notable people? Well, don’t miss our unbelievable roundup of the best and most talked about quotes of the day:
"Balsamic vinaigrette, Tabasco, and giblets. Then let it boil."
On his most recent urine sample
"There’s about 50 Uma Thurman accounts on Twitter, and only three or four of them are me."
On web culture
"A big, fat man who will sit on my eggs until they’re ready to hatch."
On her dream guy