Ever wonder what’s on the mind of today’s most notable people? Well, don’t miss our unbelievable roundup of the best and most talked about quotes of the day:
"None of my songs are about the snorkeling industry. Not that I don’t find it interesting. It’s just that there’s too much to cover in only one song."
"There’s a monitor lizard named Richard chained up outside the Canadian capitol building. He is not only a friend and a trusted confidant, but also the consumer of everyone in parliament’s leftovers. Richard is only 2 feet long but weighs 800 pounds and can eat your discarded pizza crusts all day long. He is a joy."
On his favorite part of being the Canadian prime minister
"Everyone’s worst nightmare is putting on a sock and pulling it up and having it just keep going and going until it gets up to your crotch and there’s nothing you can do but keep pulling up the slack and praying that this hell ends soon."
On overcoming fear