10/11/193:15 PMNews10/11/19News10/11/19Bold Move: Hulu Has Announced That They’re Gonna Go Ahead And Reboot ‘Shrill’ While It’s Still On Since You Idiots Will Watch Anything2
10/11/192:41 PMNews10/11/19News10/11/19Gun Control Fail: This Duck Found A Gun In A Bush And Is Now Pushing It Around The Park With Its Beak7
10/10/191:20 PMNews10/10/19News10/10/19Now That’s What We Like To See: When Jesus And Satan Both Tried To Lure This Toddler Into Their Minivans, The Toddler Chose To Get Into Jesus’s Minivan7
10/4/1911:05 AMNews10/4/19News10/4/19Cool It: This High Schooler Is Really Milking The Fact That Her Birth Control Alarm Just Went Off In The Middle Of Class4
10/3/1912:55 PMNews10/3/19News10/3/19More People Should Have Donated: Wikipedia Has Announced They Will Be Forced To Take Down Their Entry For ‘Ostrich’ Due To Lack Of Funding7
10/1/1912:20 PMNews10/1/19News10/1/19Could Go Either Way: The Kid Who Just Turned In His Test 30 Minutes Early Is Either A Genius Or An Absolute Dumbass7
9/26/1910:40 AMNews9/26/19News9/26/19A Piece Of History: The Beautiful Velvet Ribbon That Made JFK’s Head Fall Off When It Was Untied Is Coming To The Smithsonian9
9/24/191:45 PMNews9/24/19News9/24/19Just Call The Whole Thing Off: The Instagram Post Announcing This Couple’s Engagement Only Has 16 Likes And A Spam Comment4
9/20/192:12 PMNews9/20/19News9/20/19Cue The Eye Roll: This School Banned ‘Harry Potter’ Just Because It Taught A Kid A Spell He Used To Turn His Teacher Into A Pig
9/9/192:30 PMNews9/9/19News9/9/19Whoa, Is That The Same Guy? This History Teacher Got Crazy Hot Over The Summer After Finally Going Through Puberty5
8/20/1911:00 AMNews8/20/19News8/20/19Incredibly Sad: This Man Eats Enough Auntie Anne’s To Warrant Using Their App2
8/19/1910:50 AMNews8/19/19News8/19/19‘Please, Let It Die’: The Creators Of ‘Stranger Things’ Are Preemptively Begging Fans Not To Do A Viral Campaign To Save The Show When It Gets Canceled18
8/12/1912:10 PMNews8/12/19News8/12/19Damning Report: Mom’s Investigation Into Why This Restaurant Keeps The AC Up So High Has Concluded That It’s Because They Want Their Customers To Freeze5
8/6/191:15 PMNews8/6/19News8/6/19Every Parent’s Dream: This Moon Bounce Is Just Kids, No Pedophiles!1
7/25/192:00 PMNews7/25/19News7/25/19Incredible Heroism: This Would-Be School Shooter Wasn’t Able To Get To The Gun He Brought To School Because Two Goth Kids Were Making Out In Front Of His Locker All Day2
7/24/199:00 AMNews7/24/19News7/24/19Ruthless Recruitment Tactics: ISIS Is Offering New Members A Free Canvas Tote Bag When They Join For A Year2
7/23/199:00 AMNews7/23/19News7/23/19Hot Hot Hollywood: JoJo Siwa And Ken Bone Have Agreed That If They’re Still Single In 300 Years They Will Both Marry Martin Short3
7/18/194:05 PMNews7/18/19News7/18/19Anyone’s Game: These Middle School Talent Show Judges Can’t Decide Which Of The Fat-Kid-And-Janitor Duos Who Tap-Danced ‘You’ve Got A Friend In Me’ Should Win First Place1
6/17/1910:10 AMNews6/17/19News6/17/19How The Hell Did They Get That? There’s Somehow An Actual Roller Coaster At The Church Carnival This Year2