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Find Out What Steve Jobs, Noam Chomsky, And Danny DeVito Have To Say

Ever wonder what’s on the mind of today’s most notable people? Well, don’t miss our unbelievable roundup of the best and most talked about quotes of the day:

Do you seriously think I’m Steve Jobs? You realize he passed away a few years ago, right?
—Steve Jobs
On how he came up with the idea for the iPod
400.
—Noam Chomsky
On how high he’s ever counted in one sitting
First, you gotta make sure the possum’s dead, not just in shock. A lot of guys will feel for a pulse, but I like to shout in its ear real loud.
—Danny DeVito
On cooking

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