Find Out What Danica Patrick, Michael Douglas, And Beyoncé Have To Say

Ever wonder what’s on the mind of today’s most notable people? Well, don’t miss our unbelievable roundup of the best and most talked about quotes of the day:

Turns out that shoving your hand inside the gears of a printer and then trying to print out a picture of a fast car is not the best way to give yourself a tattoo of a fast car.
—Danica Patrick
On failure
The creative mind isn’t just limited to one task. For instance, I practice tai chi on Mondays. I make wigs on Tuesdays. I make wigs on Wednesdays. I make wigs on Thursdays, and I drum on weekends. Sundays are off limits so that I can recharge with a nice, relaxing day of sitting in my recliner, as far away from my wig factory as possible.
—Michael Douglas
On creativity
If krill is good enough for the humble squid, it’s good enough for my kids.
On parenting

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