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Find Out What Christy Walton, Joaquin Phoenix, And Jay Z Have To Say

Ever wonder what’s on the mind of today’s most notable people? Well, don’t miss our unbelievable roundup of the best and most talked about quotes of the day:

Why spend two dollars on drying your laundry in a machine when you can just blow on it with your hot mouth for several hours? Seems like a waste of money to me.
—Christy Walton
On managing your finances
Being vegan means you never eat meat unless a fully cooked and seasoned animal stumbles its way into your mouth.
—Joaquin Phoenix
On eating ethically
In case Tidal ever goes under, I also own the Twitter handles @cheetovoldemort and @hog_doctor, each valued at over $20 million.
—Jay Z
On running a business

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