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Find Out What Carly Fiorina, Cristiano Ronaldo, And Giada de Laurentiis Have To Say

Ever wonder what’s on the mind of today’s most notable people? Well, don’t miss our unbelievable roundup of the best and most talked about quotes of the day:

If you run over 10 programs simultaneously on your HP computer, you can get it hot enough to cook a pork shoulder. Every day, I place a raw slab of meat on top of my desktop computer, send some emails, and bam! Five hours later, I have sweet, succulent ham, ready to be eaten. Believe me, it’s so much cheaper than going out to lunch.
—Carly Fiorina
On integrating technology into everyday life
After I score a goal in a soccer game, I always run around the field and point to the logo on my jersey because I want someone to explain to me what it means. The crowd usually just ends up chanting my name instead, but they can’t hide it from me forever.
—Cristiano Ronaldo
On victory
Sometimes the best recipes are the simplest. For Christmas, I just cut open a bag of flour, throw it on the floor, and leave.
—Giada De Laurentiis
On easy meals

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