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Find Out What Alanis Morissette, David Attenborough, And Al Gore Have To Say

Ever wonder what’s on the mind of today’s most notable people? Well, don’t miss our unbelievable roundup of the best and most talked about quotes of the day:

I like to think of my mind as a taco truck, and my body is just the place I park it overnight.
—Alanis Morissette
On spirituality
Yes, being eaten alive by wild dogs would be horrible. Nature isn’t always pretty. But, for a moment, imagine a frog sitting on a white cotton doily instead of a lily pad, and instead of saying “ribbit,” the frog is constantly asking your hand in marriage. Nature is wonderful again, now isn’t it?
—David Attenborough
On appreciating nature
I’m almost ashamed to admit it, but I have to buy a new pan every time I cook a meal. I can’t stand the thought of metal being hot twice.
—Al Gore
On waste

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