Somehow a bunch of enchanted woodland animals get into my apartment every morning to dress me up like Snow White even though I’m an adult man who lives in Midtown fucking Manhattan and works as a risk methodology analyst at Deutsche Bank. I have to undo the whole goddamn outfit before work, and it’s ruining my chances…
It seems like internet trolls are becoming more ruthless than ever these days, but one social media icon has found a truly epic way to block out haters once and for all: Ariana Grande has responded to online trolls by transforming into a sturdy oak tree that can neither see nor hear their taunts!
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Here’s a story that once again demonstrates that virtually anything is possible through the power of teamwork: This incredible group of 5-year-olds came together to kill a horse.
Eight-year-old Patrick Angstrom of Durham, NC just proved himself to be one of the weakest, most embarrassing human beings on Earth. Patrick is currently attending a sleepover at his friend’s house, and just 10 minutes in, Patrick is already laying the groundwork for calling his mom to take him home early.
If you’re currently on the job hunt and hoping to nail your next interview, you’re definitely going to want to read up on this latest tip: Job recruiters say riding into an interview on a bejeweled elephant increases your chances of getting hired by as much as 5 percent.
Every now and then in life, the stars align in just the right way for remarkable things to happen, and here’s an amazing example of just that: The recent backlash against the wellness industry has coincided perfectly with this man’s commitment to not making any meaningful changes in his life.
It’s been nearly 40 years since Yoda first appeared onscreen in The Empire Strikes Back, but there still seems to be a little confusion regarding how the character was meant to be perceived. Some fans of my films have let their imaginations run wild thinking that Yoda is supposed to be some kind of fantastical alien…
Well, here’s a good reminder to pay attention to the world around you lest you miss the encounter of a lifetime: This man watching porn at the public library has no idea that he’s sitting just one table away from the best history student in Mrs. Miller’s whole fourth-grade class.
Before the following actors were poor and famous for their movie superstardom that made them world-renowned for being completely unknown, they had an unbelievable work ethic as rappers who were wealthy and rude right before they lost all their money and became famous too!
Here’s everything you need to know about Riverdale.
Here’s a smart idea that could help straighten out affluent young offenders before it’s too late: This program pairs at-risk privileged youth with white-collar criminals to show them the horrors of house arrest.
During the 2014 Winter Olympics in Sochi, sportscaster Bob Costas came down with a case of conjunctivitis in both eyes that had him making as many headlines as the medal-winning athletes. Here are five times Bob Costas tried to give himself pink eye again since the 2014 Winter Olympics.
Disney World is doing something really cool for anyone who wants to find out more about their family tree: Park officials just announced that Disney World has launched a new DNA testing service where you send them a sample of your vomit to find out if your ancestors ever puked on Space Mountain!
The Peel is a live storytelling and poetry show from ClickHole. On today’s episode, Oscar Mariano shares his short story titled “Terminal Dipshit.”