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Is Your Work BFF Also The Person Who Has Been Selling Your Dad Faulty Gym Equipment?

Your work BFF is always coming by your desk with hilarious inside jokes and making your 9-to-5 grind just a little more bearable. Are they also selling your dad faulty gym equipment?

  1. 1. Whether it’s having a break-room lunch buddy or someone to rehash the office gossip with, your work BFF is pretty much a lifesaver. Have you ever mentioned to her that your dad’s sole ambition is to return to his glory days of being a meat-headed man with no personality?
  2. 2. Your dad’s first grievous injury occurred when he was bucked off the top step of an unruly StairMaster and fell for 15 minutes straight before finally managing to wedge his foot in the gears to stop the wrathful machine. When you told your work BFF about this unfortunate incident at the company picnic, what was her reaction?
  3. 3. Last month, your hopeful but naïve dad paid top dollar for a faulty recumbent bike that mangled his thin legs within seconds of his futile pedaling. Your simple father shelled out $2,399 for this machine, which destroyed him from the waist down almost immediately. The next day at work, did your work BFF mention that she’d recently made any large purchases?
  4. 4. Your imbecile dad took out a second mortgage to have a makeshift rock-climbing wall installed on the back side of your childhood home. In retrospect, does any of your work BFF’s behavior on the business trip you took to Albuquerque make you suspect she was the one responsible for your dad’s bone-crushing topple from the top of the improperly installed wall?
  5. 5. Your feeble dad recently went into anaphylactic shock after purchasing and subsequently training with a punching bag that was stuffed to the brim with live wasps. What, if any, connection does your work BFF—who always knows how to cheer you up after your boss gives you a bunch of busy work—have to the wasp commerce industry?
  6. 6. Which of these looks most like your work BFF?
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    Your Work BFF Has Been Selling Your Dad Faulty Equipment.

    Your work BFF who has a spot-on impression of that pervy guy in sales is a con artist of the highest order, and your dad waltzed right into her perfectly set trap. She’s turned a quick profit on your gullible dad, and now he’s stuck with hundreds of thousands of dollars in medical bills—as much a testament to our broken healthcare system as it is to his poor financial planning and blind desire to be swole beyond compare.
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    Your Work BFF Is Not Only Not The Person Who Has Been Selling Your Dad Faulty Gym Equipment, But She Is Married To Him.

    The only one who loves your work BFF more than you is your dad, to whom your work BFF is married! While your work BFF/stepmom will never replace your real mom, she is pretty fun to work with. Though if the two of you don’t figure out how to keep your idiot dad from maiming himself every other week, she’ll need to find a higher-paying job, which means your time as work BFFs will come to a close.
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    Your Work BFF Is Not The Person Who Has Been Selling Your Dad Faulty Gym Equipment, Because Your Work BFF Is An Industrial Copier.

    Your work BFF is always there for you, but it's also a machine that doesn’t have the capacity to con a simpleton like your dad into buying bad gear. Try to get your idiot dad invested in a different hobby at the very least, will you?
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    Your Dad Has Been Sabotaging His Own Workout Equipment For Attention.

    You idiot! Your pitiful dad has been thrashing himself in the jaws of a leg-press machine just so you’ll hang out with him more. Whatever you do, don’t let your dad drive a wedge between you and your work BFF. Your relationship is sacred.

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