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You Ever Hear About King Kong? That Big Monkey? Pretty Incredible.

Hey, you ever hear about King Kong? That big monkey? He’s really something, ain’t he?

  1. 1. So, yeah, this big monkey, they call him King Kong, and he’s the size of a goddamn school bus. You ever hear about him?
  2. 2. He must be the biggest monkey I ever seen.
  3. 3. I seen this one picture where he was in New York City, just hoppin’ around on the buildings like they was trees.
  4. 4. Okay, here’s that picture I was talkin’ about. Had my niece look it up on the computer. Sends a chill up your spine, don’t it?
  5. 5. You gotta wonder how he got all the way to New York City from the jungle.
  6. 6. And how you think he got so goddamn big? Vitamins?
  7. 7. I get the sense he’s a kind monkey, but I do believe he’s dangerous. When you’re that big, you can be the kindest fella in the world and still be dangerous, because there’s always that risk of you accidentally crushing someone.
  8. 8. He’s a hairy bastard, too, that King Kong.
  9. 9. My niece just found me another picture of King Kong, and in this one he’s holding a human woman off the side of a skyscraper. I find this very troubling. Very, very troubling. It is likely that this woman died.
  10. 10. Still, a hell of a monkey.
  • Results for You Ever Hear About King Kong? That Big Monkey? Pretty Incredible.

    You Have Heard Of King Kong, And You Agree He Is Incredible.

    You know about King Kong from seeing him on either the TV or the computer, and you think he’s really something special. Probably one of the top-three biggest monkeys you ever seen, easy. You enjoy looking at pictures of him, but if you ever saw him in person, you would respect his size and strength and give him his space, because he is a wild animal, after all.
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    You Hadn’t Heard Of King Kong Until Now, But Now That You Have, You Think He’s Really Something Special.

    Golly, what a magnificent ape King Kong is! He is so dang big! You ain’t ever seen an ape that big before! Golly! It’s a shame he killed that woman, though. You’ll be keeping her family in your prayers.
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    You Ain’t Ever Heard Of King Kong Because He Ain’t Real.

    Next person who tries to feed you some BS about this make-believe monkey is gonna walk away with two black eyes, because you just don’t got the patience for it no more. Anyone who claims there’s an ape out there the size of a school bus is just lying for attention. Period. King Kong is a fabrication, and you don’t got no time for it.

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