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Will Your Ambition Lead The American Balloon Society To Ruin?

Since 1918, the American Balloon Society has worked tirelessly to organize and promote all balloon-related professionals, from party clowns to the brave men and women who walk balloons up and down the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade. As a member, would your wild, unchecked ambition eventually destroy the guild and everything it stands for? Take this quiz to find out!

  1. 1. Where do you see yourself in five years?
  2. 2. What areas would you focus on if you were in control of the society’s $15 billion budget?
  3. 3. Some members of the society’s council think we should open our ranks to anyone who regularly works with balloons. Do you agree?
  4. 4. If war were to come again to our nation’s shores, what role does the American Balloon Society have to play?
  5. 5. What are your views on human breath vs. helium gas in balloons?
  • Results for Will Your Ambition Lead The American Balloon Society To Ruin?

    Your Ambition Will Only Strengthen The Balloon Society!

    Wow! With your dedication to tradition and your experience as a hardworking balloon artist, having you as a member will one day make the Balloon Society stronger than ever. Clowns love you, magicians respect you—and for good reason. Thanks to you, the guild will not be led to ruin, and will only continue growing stronger for hundreds of years into the future!
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    Your Ambition Will Lead The Balloon Society And The World To Ruin.

    The American Balloon Society is supposed to promote and preserve balloon-based joy, not reap death by initiating a global war. Unfortunately, your bloodthirsty tendencies and lust for power within the ranks of the society would not only plunder the guild, but the entire world. Should you ever become grand magister, we are all in grave danger.
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    Your Ambition Will Almost Bring The Balloon Society To Ruin.

    Should you be expelled from the Balloon Society, who knows what you'll do? Your rival society might bring the guild to its knees in terror, or it might be squashed so fast that it actually makes the real Balloon Society appear stronger than ever. Bottom line, your ambition could be good or bad for balloon artists, so just try not to do anything too crazy.
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    Your Ambition Will Create A Really Cool Dog Float.

    Well, no one knows whether your ambition will destroy the Balloon Society, but one thing's clear: You will someday create an incredibly large and cool dog float. Just make sure it doesn't explode or float away during the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade and everything should be fine!

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