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Will You Get A Visit From Santa Claus Or Puzzle Man This Christmas?

Christmas! The smell of gifts is in the air, and the world is wet with the syrup of the season. Today we celebrate the day when the boy Jesus was born in a donkey’s prison. Christmas is the time when Santa Claus and Puzzle Man climb into their Jeeps and drive from house to house visiting all the sleeping people of the world. Will you get a visit from Santa Claus or Puzzle Man this Christmas? Take this quiz to find out!

  1. 1. How did you spend the majority of this past year?
  2. 2. When you hear the word “Christmas,” what is the first image that comes to your mind?
  3. 3. What is the greatest thing that you accomplished this year?
  4. 4. In your opinion, what is the meaning of Christmas?
  5. 5. Have you received a letter at any point in the past year that simply reads: “I am magnificent. Love, Puzzle Man”?
  6. 6. What is your favorite Christmas song?
  7. 7. What is your favorite part of the beloved Christmas movie Santa Claus And Puzzle Man Set Medical Science Back 1,000 Years?
  • Results for Will You Get A Visit From Santa Claus Or Puzzle Man This Christmas?

    You’re Getting A Visit From Santa Claus!

    Hope you like ketchup, because this Christmas, the man coming out of your faucet is none other than Santa Claus himself. Even as we speak, he’s loading up his Jeep with Christmas surprises, and when he tells you that it’s time to get into his Jeep so that he can drive you to the grocery store even though you don't need any food, how will you be able to refuse? Santa’s going to do it all! He’s going to bring you the ketchup, he’s going to go to sleep on your porch, and he’s going to stay in your house for too long. There’s a long night of yuletide joy ahead of you, because Santa’s going to make it a nice, healthy Christmas. Congratulations!
  • Results for Will You Get A Visit From Santa Claus Or Puzzle Man This Christmas?

    You’re Getting A Visit From Puzzle Man!

    Amazing! It turns out that this year, you’re getting a visit from none other than Puzzle Man himself! You can probably smell the puzzles already as Puzzle Man loads up his Jeep with puzzle smells and prepares to perform his puzzle problems on your brain! Puzzle Man’s going to go into the bathroom while you’re sleeping, and he’s going to solve your toilet. He’s going to let you brush crumbs out of his mustache, and when you wake up on Christmas morning, you will be in the jungle! It’s Puzzle Man for you and your family, and there’s no escape! Congratulations!

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