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Why, O Why Did The Wise Ape Leave Us?

Tell us why, God, tell us why.

  1. 1. Why, O why did the wise ape leave us, fleeing mute into the night?
  2. 2. We welcomed him as family; we served him at our table;
  3. 3. In gratitude for loyal care, he showed us his keen ways;
  4. 4. We raised no hand against our ape; there was no cause for his adieu;
  5. 5. Did he think that we were simple? Undeserving of his time?
  6. 6. Why, O why did the wise ape leave us? Why could he not stay?
  • Results for Why, O Why Did The Wise Ape Leave Us?

    The ape did never truly leave if in our hearts he still may lie.

    He will continue to afford us joy until the hour we die.
  • Results for Why, O Why Did The Wise Ape Leave Us?

    He was called to take his wisdom elsewhere by some cosmic sign.

    His departure was a matter of fulfilling God’s design.
  • Results for Why, O Why Did The Wise Ape Leave Us?

    He loved us but he deeply yearned to be with his own tribes.

    The final lesson he imparted: Do what the heart prescribes!
  • Results for Why, O Why Did The Wise Ape Leave Us?

    A vicious coyote seized him, dragged him off into the brush.

    His lessons he will share no more; it is an everlasting hush.

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