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Why Don’t Owen Wilson Come ’Round The Farm To Call On You No More?

My sweetie pie, I thought you and that big Hollywood folk Owen Wilson were just about done and gone to the pulpit. But now, it been weeks since we seen those loose, dirt-blond locks come ’round our pastures. Oh, my beautiful darlin’ bell, what tragedy has done come and shattered the love between you and the shooting star who graced our homestead for many long summers before? Have you spoken foul or spoken true? Has he wronged my delicate jicama leaf? My spit-eyed girl, go on now and done tell me truth.

  1. 1. What’s the last thing you done truly said to sweet Owen?
  2. 2. Well, where exactly do you suspect he’s gone off to now, then?
  3. 3. Well, then is he never gonna come ’round here again no more?
  4. 4. What we gonna do without his strong arms to move the hay? His sterlin’ voice to wake the sows every morning?
  5. 5. My, my, my. Who is that boy that has been comin’ ’round the farm as of recent?
  6. 6. Have you sent him any letters from your heart and your soul?
  7. 7. What hopes do I have of you finding a good an’ pure soul to wed now?
  • Results for Why Don’t Owen Wilson Come ’Round The Farm To Call On You No More?

    You done gone and made Owen feel trapped in these open fields. It’s not your fault, child. That’s just the way of some men, who rest not on the marriage bed, but the breeze of another day of freedom to come.

    Maybe someday he'll cool his heels 'round these parts, but that day will only come in many a harvest moon, I reckon.
  • Results for Why Don’t Owen Wilson Come ’Round The Farm To Call On You No More?

    You done gone and used Owen as a treacherous means to bring our family out of poverty through Yankee trickery!

    A clean soul is worth more than a tin can with a whole mess of silver dollars innit. I thought I done taught you better than that.
  • Results for Why Don’t Owen Wilson Come ’Round The Farm To Call On You No More?

    You done gone something sinful to banish him from our land, but I am still unclear as to what.

    I look in your eyes and I see storm clouds, and I worry what wrong rains they bring.
  • Results for Why Don’t Owen Wilson Come ’Round The Farm To Call On You No More?

    You done gone and broken a pure boy’s heart and sent him off into the moors of the devil’s tonic. Now you have saddled our family with the dastardly Luke Wilson.

    I'd rather live a thousand years in the shirt sleeve of Mephistopheles than welcome a rouge like Luke Wilson into this humble family.

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