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Which Character From ‘The Office’ Are You?

Please take a seat.

  1. 1. We know you thought this was a “What Character From The Office Are You?” quiz, but we actually wanted to talk to you about something. Something serious.
  2. 2. There’s no easy way to say this, but we all feel that you have a problem. We’re telling you because we love you. We want you to get help.
  3. 3. All we ask is that you keep an open mind and listen to what we have to say. At the end, you can say whatever you’d like. Linda, why don’t you go first.
  4. 4. I’m here today because I love you, and I care about you. I remember growing up together, we never had any secrets. Now, you never talk to me. I’m afraid you’ll end up dead after a bad night of drinking.
  5. 5. We can take a short break if you need to collect your thoughts.
  6. 6. Your father wrote you a letter, and he’d like to read it to you now. Go ahead.
  7. 7. Is there anything you’d like to say to us? You can tell us anything.
  • Results for Which Character From ‘The Office’ Are You?

    Via NBC Universal

    You are: Michael Scott

    But to us, you’re so much more than that; you’re someone we all love and respect, someone we still remember as a little kid running around chasing fireflies. We know that spirit is still in you. Come back to us.
  • Results for Which Character From ‘The Office’ Are You?

    Via NBC Universal

    You are: Roy Anderson

    Much like Pam Beesly’s ex-fiancé Roy, you have a debilitating drinking problem. It destroyed his relationship with Pam in The Office, and it will destroy your relationships with us, your friends and family.
  • Results for Which Character From ‘The Office’ Are You?

    Via NBC Universal

    You are: Kelly Kapoor

    Spunky and fun, you’re not afraid to tell it like it is. You’re plugged into the latest office gossip and always make time to grab lunch with your besties. Please stop drinking. We love you. We all love you.
  • Results for Which Character From ‘The Office’ Are You?

    You are: Your Addiction

    It may not be as fun or whimsical as getting “You are: Jim Halpert,” but it’s the truth. You are being defined by your dependence on alcohol.

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