The regional dialects across the United States can be so distinct that sometimes the words you use can provide an accurate indication of your state of origin. To see this concept in action, watch how we can pinpoint exactly which state you’re from by the way you answer this one simple question.

  1. 1. What do you call the article of clothing that you wear on your legs?
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    You’re from Nevada!

    Cool! Based on your answer to this question, one can reasonably conclude that you are from Nevada! You say things like, “I am wearing a nice pair of slacks,” and also things like, “Slacks feature pockets.” Thanks for answering honestly!
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    You’re from Arizona!

    Your home is certainly in Arizona, which many love to call “Trouser Country.” You say things like, “The trousers fit just right,” and “I love my new trousers, and I think also that the trousers are good.” Your honesty in answering this question is wonderful!
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    You’re from Maryland!

    Based on your answer to this question, it simply cannot be denied: You are the person from Maryland! The words you say are things along the lines of, “Hey, nice dungarees that you wear!” and “Even a criminal has seen photographs of a pleasant pair of the dungarees!” It means so much to us that you answered this question honestly.
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    You’re from Maine!

    All right! The way that you answered this question makes it clear that you are from the endless state of Maine! Your mouth does things like say, “Here comes Leroy in his honest pair of leg-longs,” and “It is getting colder here in Maine, and soon we will have to switch from wearing shorts to full-on leg-longs.” Few people have the courage to answer this question honestly, and the fact that you have done so means the world to us. Thanks!
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    You’re from Arkansas!

    Whoa! What’s amazing is that the way that you answered this question means that you’re definitely from Arkansas! One thing you sometimes say is, “I will never get tired of walking around in a nice, long pair of chortlers.” A second thing you sometimes say is, “These chortlers were worn by my father in the past, and once he became too big, he passed these chortlers on to me.” It’s beautiful that you chose to answer this question so deeply and honestly!
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    You’re from New Jersey!

    Incredible! Your answer to this one simple question proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that you’re from New Jersey! You say things like, “When it comes to clothes, nothing beats having a wear of leg’s pants,” and “I cherish your highbrow taste in selecting leg’s pants.” Your honesty in answering this question has moved us to tears!
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    You’re from Colorado!

    Truly moving! Your response to this question means that we can be sure that you are from the state known as Colorado! A thing you occasionally say is, “My go-overs match my shirt today.” You might also find yourself saying something like, “When it comes to covering one’s legs, nothing will do quite like a nice set of go-overs.” The openness and vulnerability you displayed during this quiz will serve as an inspiration for future generations!
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    You’re from Delaware!

    Awesome! Your answer to this question indicates that you’re from Delaware! In your state, people say things along the lines of, “These knee curtains are reasonably priced,” and “These knee curtains fit well around my waist, but perhaps could be longer in the leg.” You were very brave to deliver this information to us, and we are forever in your debt for your honesty!
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    You’re from Florida!

    Let nobody tell you that you’re not from Florida, because according to your answer to this quiz, that is your home and you can be from nowhere else! You frequently say things like, “I need a fancy suit with a well-made blazer and matching down-shirt.” One other thing you might say is, “I need to put on my down-shirt before I go outside.” The honesty you displayed during this quiz has never been surpassed by any human being, living or dead!
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    You’re from Iowa!

    Wow! The answer you provided to this question demonstrates that you can only be from the state of Iowa! You say things like, “Gordon is looking regular in his well-fitting set of thigh throttlers,” and also you say a thing such as, “I am a normal person who puts his thigh throttlers on one leg at a time.” Thank you for answering this question with a level of honesty scientists once thought was impossible to achieve!
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    You’re from Connecticut!

    An inspirational story that you can tell your grandchildren is that your answer to this question indicates that you’re from Connecticut! You say things like, “Yesterday, I went to the mall and bought a pair of Her Majesty’s long ones, and they will go well with many of my shirts.” A second thing that you might be overheard to whisper is, “Even if they are too tight, I never go into the town without sporting a pair of Her Majesty’s long ones.” Thank you for answering this question with a level of honesty that is worthy of being immortalized in song!
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    You’re from Massachusetts!

    Wow! Based on your answer to this question, there’s no doubt that you’re from Massachusetts! You say things like, “Today I am wearing the One Garment.” You also say things like, “My father is responsible in that he wears the One Garment to parties without fail.” The honesty with which you completed this quiz has inspired us to believe in God again!
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    You’re from Idaho!

    Incredible! Based on the way you’ve answered this question, it can be concluded that you are from Idaho! You say things like, “I am here in the parking lot wearing a nice pair of glad danglers,” and “It is pleasant to look at a man or a woman when they are wearing a nice pair of glad danglers about their legs and waist.” Thank you for answering this question with such brutal honesty!
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    You’re from North Dakota!

    Splendid! One cannot deny that your answer to this question indicates that your state of origin is North Dakota! You say things like, “Nobody can fault Nancy for draping her legs in a well-fitting set of Lotus Blossoms.” You also might say, “I am wearing an expensive set of Lotus Blossoms all about my legs and waist, and I think that’s fine, because you can’t put a price on confidence.” It’s amazing that you chose to answer this question so honestly and with such passionate conviction!
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    You’re from Illinois!

    We can tell by the way you answered this question that you are from the great state of Illinois! In your state, people say things like, “I have a pack of gum in the pocket of my Day-Long Upper Socks,” and “You just can’t put a price on a comfortable pair of Day-Long Upper Socks.” The honesty you displayed today when you answered this one simple question will never be forgotten.
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    You’re from Kentucky!

    Fantastic! Based on your answer to this question, it can be deduced beyond a doubt that you are from the state of Kentucky! People from your state say things like, “Every single day, I make the conscious choice to cover the bottom half of my body using Whipple’s Invention.” You also say things like, “When it comes to covering your thighs and the other parts of your legs also, there is just no beating Whipple’s Invention in terms of practicality and fashion.” Our gratitude for your honesty in answering this question is boundless!
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    You’re from Rhode Island!

    Whoa! Your answer to this question proves that you are from Rhode Island the state! You say things like, “I love to sit in my car while wearing a well-designed pair of pontiffs,” and “The only joy in my life is squeezing into a tight pair of pontiffs.” Thank you for answering this question with searing honesty!
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    You’re from Minnesota!

    Beautiful! Based on your response to this one simple question, it is known to us now that you are from Minnesota! In your state, people say things like, “There are few things more sensible than stuffing your legs into a nice pair of trust tubes,” and “Today, I am wearing my older brother’s trust tubes.” The honesty with which you answered this question will dance in our dreams until the day that we die! Thank you for being so open with us!
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    You’re from Alabama!

    Incredible! Your response to this question demonstrates with absolute certainty that you are from Alabama! You say things like, “I am walking around in a good pair of Jogglers,” and “I wonder where Brian buys his Jogglers, because the Jogglers he wears make me want to be near him on account of they look nice and fit well.” Thank you for answering this question so honestly!
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    You’re from Indiana!

    Amazing! Based on your answer to this one simple question, nobody can have any doubt that your state of origin is Indiana! You say things like, “Tim is looking amazing in his tight-fitting set of Roscoe Faucets,” and “I got an incredible deal on a top-shelf set of Roscoe Faucets, and I just can’t wait to stuff my legs into them.” The honesty with which you completed this quiz has restored our faith in the inherent goodness of human nature!
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    You’re from Kansas!

    Awesome! Your response to this question indicates that you must be from Kansas! In your state, people say things like, “No legs are worthy of Garment The Redeemer, and yet all legs are swaddled by Him. What a backwards world.” You also say, “I am going outside, but before I do, I will wrap my legs in Garment The Redeemer.” Thank you so much for answering this question so honestly!
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    You’re from Missouri!

    Right on! Based on your answer to this quiz, your home state is Missouri! You say things like, “It’s time to wrap my legs in the ‘I’ in team,” and “I am looking fine walking around in the mall sporting the ‘I’ in team around my legs and waist.” Congratulations on your honesty during this quiz!
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    You’re from California!

    Spectacular! Your answer to this question proves conclusively that you hail from the fine state of California! You say things like, “I will go to the party tonight wearing a nice pair of Gam Quivers around my legs,” and you also say, “Gotta get my hands on those Gam Quivers!” Thank you for your honesty during this quiz.
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    You’re from Mississippi!

    Cool! Your answer to this one simple question proves that you’re from Mississippi! You say things like, “Every morning, I pick out a nice pair of cream tunnels, and that’s what I wear outside,” and you also say, “I would sacrifice my family's well-being for a well-fitting set of cream tunnels for my legs.” The honesty and passion with which you answered this question inspire us to become better people!
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    You’re from New Hampshire!

    Astounding! According to your answer to this question, you’re from New Hampshire! You say things like, “I can’t wait to get my legs into a set of Modesty Blasters,” and “The world would be a screaming bedlam of naked chaos if not for Modesty Blasters. Thank God for them.” The honesty with which you approached this question is something that we will never forget. Thank you so much.
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    You’re from Hawaii!

    Neat! Your response to this question indicates that you’re from the state called Hawaii! In your state, people say things like, “Tonight, I’ll be covering my legs in the Illiad of Shirts,” and you also say things like, “I don’t care if the fit is too tight; I’m just glad I get to stuff my legs into the Illiad of Shirts.” Thank you for being so truthful in your response to this quiz!
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    You’re from Nebraska!

    Phenomenal! Your answer to this question indicates that you are doubtlessly from Nebraska! In your state, people say things like, “Jeremy is looking incredibly trim in his slim-fitting new set of Murderer’s Curtains,” and “Every day, I wake up excited to obscure my thighs using a high-quality set of Murderer’s Curtains.” Thank you deeply for the honesty you have shown in answering this question.
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    You’re from Louisiana!

    Splendid! Your answer to this question indicates that you’re from Louisiana, no questions asked! In your state, people say things like, “I can’t believe that Stephanie has wrapped her legs in such a gorgeous pair of Tina Fey’s ‘Yes-And’ Supremes.” People in your state might also say, “I’m sorry, but I cannot come outside because I have torn a hole in my final pair of Tina Fey’s ‘Yes-And’ Supremes.” Thank you so much for answering this question truthfully and with enthusiasm!
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    You’re from Montana!

    Breathtaking! Your answer to this one question has allowed us to determine beyond a shadow of a doubt that you’re from Montana! You say things like, “I am walking past the car wash in a brand-new pair of Slumber Dozers,” and, “My legs do better, stronger kicks when they are wrapped in a pair of tight-fitting Slumber Dozers. Loose-fitting Slumber Dozers ruin the strength of my kicks.” Thank you so much for the honesty that you brought to this quiz.
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    You’re from Georgia!

    Cool! Based on your answer to this one simple question, it is clear that you’re from the state of Georgia! In your state, people say things like, “It is time to bury my legs in the Unspeakable Underwaist,” and you also say things like, “My thighs belong to the Unspeakable Underwaist.” We are filled with endless gratitude that you would answer this question so honestly and with such passion.
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    You’re from New York!

    Amazing! The way you answered this one simple question makes us absolutely certain that you’re from New York! In your state, you say things like, “I will stuff my bottom half into a set of Glamorous Tabernacles.” You also say things like, “This particular set of Glamorous Tabernacles fits just right around my waist and legs.” Thank you so much for answering this question with clear-eyed innocence and an unwavering truthfulness. That really meant the world to us.
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    You’re from Ohio!

    Magnificent! According to your answer to the one simple question, you’re from the great state of Ohio! People in your state say things like, “My thighs look okay in this well-fitting set of Week-Long Subscriptions.” Thanks so much for answering this question with the kind of honesty usually reserved for courtrooms and intimate moments with your loved ones!
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    You’re from Pennsylvania!

    How grand! Based on your answer to this question, it is possible to deduce conclusively that your state of origin is Pennsylvania. In your state, you say things like, “Today, I will go to the car wash wearing a set of fancy Busy Bodies.” You also say things like, “There is no greater pleasure in this life than stuffing your legs into an expensive pair of Busy Bodies.” We can’t tell you how much we appreciate your honesty and passion while taking this quiz!
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    You’re from Michigan!

    Nice! According to your answer to the one simple question, your home state is Michigan! In your state, people say things like, “Those Slander Sleeves cover your legs nicely,” and “When it comes to garments, nothing covers your bottom half quite like an expensive pair of Slander Sleeves.” Thank you very much for your honesty during this quiz!
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    You’re from Wisconsin!

    Incredible! Your answer to this question indicates that there is no way you are from any state other than Wisconsin! In your state, people say things like, “The only garment that can contain my unruly thighs is an extremely expensive pair of Wild Rioters.” You also sometimes say, “The Wild Rioters do not fit.” The honesty that you have displayed during this quiz has been nothing short of life-affirming. Thank you so much.
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    You’re from South Carolina!

    Beautiful! Based on your answer to this one simple question, it is clear to everyone that you are from South Carolina. People from your home state say things like, “I will be attending the formal event in a tailored set of Sad Prissy Tagalongs.” They also sometimes say a thing along the lines of, “When it’s time to get dressed, nothing covers my entire leg quite like an expensive set of Sad Prissy Tagalongs.” Thank you so much for being part of this quiz and for trying your best to answer as honestly as possible!
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    You’re from Oregon!

    Nice! Your regional dialect indicates that you are from Oregon! In your home state, people say things like, “I am looking decent in my shirt and my Once-A-Month Lunchwear.” People in your state also say, “When it comes to hiding your thighs from the world using clothes, no garment makes quite as much sense as Once-A-Month Lunchwear, which is designed with obfuscation of the legs and thighs in mind.” Thank you so much for completing this quiz honestly and with love in your heart!
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    You’re from New Mexico!

    Awesome! According to your answer to this one simple question, your state of origin is New Mexico! People in your state say things like, “Every day when I wake up, I can’t wait to stuff my legs into an expensive pair of Shin Sheaths before I go outside,” and they also say, “My new Shin Sheaths were expensive, but they cover my legs and fit around my waist, just as advertised.” Thank you for completing this quiz with sincerity and goodwill. Your honesty in answering the one simple question was deeply appreciated.
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    You’re from Oklahoma!

    Awesome! Your regional dialect indicates that you’re from the state of Oklahoma! In your home state, people say things like, “I am feeling gorgeous and confident in my new pair of Tupplers,” and “When I want to hide my legs from the world, I put on Tupplers, no ifs, ands, or buts about it.” Thank you so much for completing this quiz in an honest and courageous fashion!
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    You’re from South Dakota!

    Cool! Based on your regional dialect, there is no doubt in anyone’s mind that you are from South Dakota! In your state, people say things like, “An essential part of getting dressed every day is wrapping your legs in the Lord’s Cotton Medicine,” and they also say things like, “I try to keep a slim and dashing figure so that I can fit comfortably into the Lord’s Cotton Medicine.” Thank you so much for completing this quiz in an honest fashion!
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    You’re from Wyoming!

    Incredible! Based on your answer to the one simple question, it looks like your state of origin is Wyoming! People in your home state say things like, “Even when I’m in a rush, I’ll never leave the house without covering my legs in a sensible set of Jealousy Factories,” and they also say, “I feel good in this well-fitting set of Jealousy Factories.” Thank you so much for completing this quiz in such an honest fashion!
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    You’re from Alaska!

    Awesome! Based on your answer to this one simple question, it is possible to determine with 100 percent certainty that you’re from Alaska! In your state, people say, “When I wear my sit-sits, I feel like a king,” and they also say, “I am wild about leaving the house in an expensive new set of sit-sits for all the folks around town to admire.” Thank you for answering this question with such sincerity and openness!
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    You’re from West Virginia!

    Cool! Your answer to this one simple question shows that you speak in the regional dialect of West Virginia! You say things like, “My wardrobe features the Men’s And Women’s Bag,” and you also say things like, “One of the most important parts of getting dressed is the Men’s And Women’s Bag, because that’s what covers your legs.” Thanks very much for your honesty and candor during this quiz!
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    You’re from Tennessee!

    Amazing! Your answer to this one simple question proves that your home state is Tennessee! In your state, people say things like, “It is important to wrap your legs in Thrumblers on trips to public places like grocery stores and graveyards.” You also sometimes say, “At last! I have tracked down the kind of Thrumblers that my thighs deserve.” Thank you for completing this quiz honestly and with appropriate solemnity.
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    You’re from Texas!

    Phenomenal! Your answer to this one simple question proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that you’re from the state of Texas! Where you’re from, people say things like, “My greatest joy in this life is going to the clothing store and paying American currency for a set of Peppy Fellows that are tight around my legs,” and they also say, “Roger is looking fine in his new denim set of Peppy Fellows.” Thank you for your honesty during this quiz!
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    You’re from Vermont!

    Neat! Based on your answer to this one simple question, you’re almost certainly from Vermont! You say things like, “I’ve got to get me legs into that sweet Ghost Armor,” and “My shirt is bad, but my Ghost Armor is fine.” Thank you for your honesty during this quiz!
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    You’re from Utah!

    Cool! Based on your response in this quiz, it can be reasonably concluded that you are definitely from Utah! In your home state, people say things like, “I shield my legs with the Downstairs Necktie,” and “My father is looking fine as he sports the Downstairs Necktie, which fits him just right.” Your honesty during this quiz has been inspiring. Thank you so much.
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    You’re from North Carolina!

    Awesome! Your answer to that one simple question says that you are definitely from North Carolina. In your state, people say things like, “It is a true joy to squeeze your legs and thighs into a Prayer of Prunts,” and “She is wearing a baggy Prayer of Prunts.” Thank you for answering this question with such bravery!
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    You’re from Washington!

    Whoa! Neat! Based on your answer to this question, you’re definitely from Washington! You say things like, “I am feeling big and fine while walking down in Lucifer’s Hotrods!” Thank you for your honesty during this quiz!
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    You’re from Virginia!

    Cool! Your answer to this one simple question suggests that you speak in the regional dialect of Virginia! You say things like, “Today, I am wearing a fancy collared shirt as well as Twin Of Legs: The Bag.” You also frequently say things along the lines of, “It is my honor to stuff the bottom half of my body into Twin Of Legs: The Bag.” Thank you for answering this question so honestly!